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I haven't been on in a while :icondesudesuplz:

How is everyone?

Also, come up with :iconmroecatplz: creative comments, plznthx >:



Creator: Fried-Jelly (requested by Nmriyeh-san)

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DiDi-dias Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
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56dragonites Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I

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This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I

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Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check-out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me, that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit"
And I

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It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
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To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week
I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

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Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

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The next day my alarm goes off and I

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Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

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When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

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I just ate a grape and I

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I went

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Ok seriously you guys can we... ok...

I:iconjizzplz::iconinmypantsplz: every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

Cuz I :iconjizzplz::iconinmypantsplz:
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TheRainbowDragon Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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KagomexxxSesshomaru Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2010
srsly
boobies aren't that great ppl
SRSLY.











:iconpairofboobiesplz:they are just a pair of birds.










:iconyoucardplz:lululul
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XNessNessX Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2010
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RyoshiMicchi Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
win.
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PoppyPaws Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2010
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AnnBao Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009
OH SHI---


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bebegirlmemow22 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2009
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Bleu-Foxx Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lolwtf i go here and find this XD
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bebegirlmemow22 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2010
LOLYES
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Bleu-Foxx Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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Frelly-Is-Kelly Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009
YOU WIN EVERYTHING
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bebegirlmemow22 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009
:iconohjoyplz:
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shiftingeyesplz Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2009
HOMGWIN :heart:
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bebegirlmemow22 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2009
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AmayaHplz Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2009
This account is freaking win.
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shiftingeyesplz Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2009
So are you, bby :eyes:
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Fried-Jelly Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2009
And I made it :>
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AmayaHplz Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2009
I know. and its freaking win. D:
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Fried-Jelly Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2009
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Amirun Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
cocks.

is that creative enough?
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oONobodyKnowsOo Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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Disco-Dei Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2009
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